-Well, thats soaked in ham juice. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Yep, you could get that for sure. And I wantedto understand this. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? Ive decided, its the best. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. OK. The guest list for the final show. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of Its really working out for me now. I was, you know My hair was different. Im gonna read. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. Ive never been back there. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) -No, not at all. Trees have leaves. Can you do it without? Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Hi, everyone and welcome. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Is that okay? Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Wait, its a sock. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. This is This is a true story. No cant have the chicken. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . Its your hand. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Theyre still listing the side effects. Required fields are marked *. -How long youve been doing it? Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. That was somebodys idea. Oh, yeah. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. The book is in the library. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. That was a religion we were. Thank you. Im sure you have it archived. She opens the show with an obligatory . Mazelel tov, graduates. This is my homework for my online Spanish. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. Put that in perspective. tWitch: (08:24) Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. By Morgan Sung. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. I dont think she did. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. You dont know why someones going slow. Have you dined with us before? They just put the room in the air. And it had been the whole time. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. I dont need anything. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. I have a good job. Thank you for taking a chance on me. He was 40. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? 2023. Jen Aniston has dry eye. So there's that. Ill do that, thank you. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. Nobody was in there. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. like theyre impressing us in some way. What are the kids doing? Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Andy Lassner: (07:48) Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? Update this biography You know, you say: Im vegan. No. Here it is. they dont know what to do. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that But now Im countin this I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Nope, not going well. Do you know what Im saying? Want to walk it like a dog, yeah And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Your email address will not be published. What do you guys think, do you like them? If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. Ellen DeGeneres' most contentious interviews with showbiz stars have resurfaced after the US talk show host came under fire for her recent show with Mariah Carey, forcing her to reveal her. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. I dont understand what fleas do even. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Thank you so much. Its only Monday ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Im the be-kind girl. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. This is my second month of quarantine shows. -Ill get the asparagus. I like my job. You know. This hour-long special focused on everyday situations, as DeGeneres put it: modern life and other inconveniences. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. And for you? Itll put everything in perspective. [crowd laughs] For Petes sake! Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? Please, change. Libary Really? Oh. Im gonna give you something for that. Still Oh, thank you. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. There are so many different types of jobs. Dont applaud for that. Its the news, without the news. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Cause people do that to me. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . But it was the best part of my journey. Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. 2. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Thats not important. Alright, Ill remember that. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. He didnt even know how to slice it. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. -It is? Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Mazel tov. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. Its I said: I have three dogs. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. It was the only graduation ceremony really. Thats who we are, you know. I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. We dont care. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Maam. And anyway. OK. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. and it wasntmeant to be funny. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Good afternoon, students. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Flatten it out. I got a TV from the gay lady. Every single thing, he remembered. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Those look good. You know what? And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Under Title 17 U.S.C. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Just becausethey knew I was gay. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. USA TODAY. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. I dont know if thats true. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. Thats what they should be doing. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. Cause I used to writeall the time. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. if you lookback at the first season. 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